Christmas Recipe!!!

[mummy2girls]

Someone sent me this... Too funny!!!!!



New postPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:27 pm Post subject: Christmas recipe - LOL A most to try Reply with quote
A little recipe to start the xmas baking off!!!
PROBABLY THE BEST RECIPE YOU HAVE EVER HAD!
Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 1 large bottle of tequila
* 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, carefully measure one level cup of tequila and drink it..... Repeat once.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Tryanother cup... Just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups ofsalt. Or something. Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add aspoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. Bingle Jells!

[booey2]

That is so funny. I have seen something like this before. Thanks for the smile today. Seems that is the way I bake at our house. LOL

[lisar]

That is so cute

[3xsthefun]

That is funny!!

[DillsMommy]

You beat me to it. I was just going to post this.