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donzi25	Posted: May 20 2008, 05:43 PM
Newbie Group: Members Posts: 1 Member No.: 20,728 Joined: 20-May 08	The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Massachusetts at Lowell, engineering dept.'s chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and the pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman yea that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Kentuckychick	Posted: May 20 2008, 07:03 PM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 1,488 Member No.: 3,085 Joined: 10-January 06	That totally made my day! -------------------- ~Rachel~ Godmommy to;Connor (September '04) & Caydence (August '06)

luvmykids	Posted: May 20 2008, 07:51 PM
Diamond Member Group: Members Posts: 19,113 Member No.: 3,038 Joined: 3-January 06

Celestrina	Posted: May 20 2008, 08:54 PM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 1,839 Member No.: 1,362 Joined: 9-February 05	Now that took brains AND guts. --------------------

sparkys2boys	Posted: May 21 2008, 04:36 AM
Sleep, is over-rated!!! Group: Members Posts: 5,875 Member No.: 6,128 Joined: 1-November 06	--------------------

bawoodsmall	Posted: May 21 2008, 05:53 AM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 1,201 Member No.: 13,464 Joined: 8-August 07	Very gutsy indeed. I like this students way of thinking. No wonder he got an A. It did totally make my morning at work. -------------------- [/IMG]

Kirstenmumof3	Posted: May 21 2008, 06:26 AM
Calm and Tranquil! Group: Moderators Posts: 9,565 Member No.: 189 Joined: 23-May 03	OMG that is just too funny! --------------------

TheOaf66	Posted: May 21 2008, 07:04 AM
The Alpha Male Group: Members Posts: 4,988 Member No.: 3,764 Joined: 23-May 06	awesome, I love it -------------------- Troy, Married to Jennie (Boo&BugsMom), Dad to Tanner("Mini-Me") and Aiden ("Boo Boo").

HuskerMom	Posted: May 21 2008, 10:33 AM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 3,386 Member No.: 7,388 Joined: 1-January 07	-------------------- Joni

punkeemunkee'smom	Posted: May 21 2008, 05:30 PM
It is a wonderful life! Group: Moderators Posts: 6,582 Member No.: 2,162 Joined: 7-July 05	That was funny! -------------------- "Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of life. The Administrators and Moderators of the Parenting Club take trolls and violators of the Terms of Service Agreement seriously. Please report any suspicions or offensive posts to the Moderators by using the "report" button in the upper right corner of the offending post.

My2Beauties	Posted: May 23 2008, 06:14 AM
My Baby Girls!!! Group: Moderators Posts: 12,448 Member No.: 467 Joined: 4-May 04	This is funny, but I checked it out on snopes...it's just a joke and has no truth value to it http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp -------------------- LeaAnn, wife to Brian (05/21/2005) Mommy to Hanna Marie (11/14/2003) Mommy to Aubrey Lynn (05/01/2007) Step-mommy to Desiree Ann (11/14/1995) My MySpace Page

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