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lisar	Posted: Apr 25 2008, 08:52 AM
Yes it is I.... Group: Members Posts: 11,727 Member No.: 1,760 Joined: 20-April 05	WHY PARENTS DRINK A Father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his son's bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad'. With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I have been findi ng real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew that you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We will be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to that care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son, John P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

bawoodsmall	Posted: Apr 25 2008, 09:37 AM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 1,201 Member No.: 13,464 Joined: 8-August 07	Oh lisa that is too funny. -------------------- [/IMG]

mckayleesmom	Posted: Apr 25 2008, 10:17 AM
The hair I wish I had...lol Group: Members Posts: 21,560 Member No.: 157 Joined: 4-May 03	-------------------- Brianne Wife to Leithan and mommy to Mckaylee (4) and Russell (3) Click here to help us grown our village http://schwartzville.myminicity.com/

lovemy2	Posted: Apr 25 2008, 10:19 AM
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DVFlyer	Posted: Apr 25 2008, 10:44 AM
Just a man Group: Members Posts: 2,733 Member No.: 1,368 Joined: 10-February 05	-------------------- Convincing the world that the only way to solve the ongoing issues while raising children is PERSISTENCE. You have to keep trying things and not give up........ they eventually go away on their own. ;-)

HuskerMom	Posted: Apr 25 2008, 03:47 PM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 3,386 Member No.: 7,388 Joined: 1-January 07	-------------------- Joni

redchief	Posted: Apr 25 2008, 06:57 PM
Platinum Member Group: Moderators Posts: 8,629 Member No.: 800 Joined: 5-October 04	That's hilarious! -------------------- Ed is husband to Lisa (since 1983) Dad to Ricky, John, Erin and Kaitlin The Administrators of the Parenting Club take trolls and violators of the Terms of Service Agreement seriously. Please report any suspicions to the Moderators. Report a post using the "report" button in the upper right corner of the offending post.

:.Mrs_Mommy.:	Posted: Apr 26 2008, 02:22 AM
Bronze Member Group: Members Posts: 354 Member No.: 18,118 Joined: 16-December 07	-------------------- ~Kalli~ Mommy to: Aaron Joseph 01.20.00 Lily Ann Marie 04.03.01 Kyla Raye 05.25.04 Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

A&A'smommy	Posted: Apr 26 2008, 06:50 AM
Praying For Spencer Group: Moderators Posts: 29,769 Member No.: 243 Joined: 11-August 03	ROFL I LOVE it!!!! I wish I had thought of something like that when I was a teen!!! --------------------

xela	Posted: Apr 26 2008, 07:15 AM
New Member Group: Members Posts: 11 Member No.: 20,392 Joined: 23-April 08	That was hilarious!! I wonder if the boy really got to go home.. I think it never did get to be safe after that letter. -------------------- I only want the best for my baby

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