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luvmykids |
Posted: Jun 25 2008, 05:00 PM
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint, or ask what for. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying to heck with YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. ![]() ![]() ![]() This post has been edited by luvmykids on Jun 25 2008, 05:01 PM |
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Posted: Jun 25 2008, 05:51 PM
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Posted: Jun 25 2008, 06:29 PM
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LOL...my husband already well knows #3!
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Posted: Jun 26 2008, 06:54 AM
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Posted: Jun 26 2008, 07:24 AM
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Posted: Jun 27 2008, 04:35 PM
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Posted: Jun 27 2008, 04:59 PM
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ROFL I printed it for DH too ![]() ![]() |
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