A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a Pit Bull
dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and
I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
this. Who's funeral is it?"

The woman replied "Well that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied "My dog attacked and killed him".

She inquired further "Well who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."