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> Baby's First Dr Visit...
holley79
  Posted: Jan 20 2007, 10:37 PM
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I just had to share this. My aunt sent this one to me. rolling_smile.gif

A woman and a baby in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

" Breast-fed," she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed. the doctor said, " No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know, " she said, " I'm his Grandma."



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Posted: Jan 20 2007, 10:38 PM
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Posted: Jan 21 2007, 04:44 AM
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oh man! Thats funny!!!!! rolling_smile.gif


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