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> Jesus is watching you.....
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Posted: May 21 2009, 12:55 PM
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, 'Jesus is watching you.'


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.'


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.


'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you'


The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'


'Moses,' replied the bird.


'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'


'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus' replied the bird.


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Convincing the world that the only way to solve the ongoing issues while raising children is PERSISTENCE. You have to keep trying things and not give up........ they eventually go away on their own. ;-)
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Posted: May 21 2009, 01:01 PM
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Another mother's breaking heart is taking over
When the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken....
--The Cranberries
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Posted: May 21 2009, 07:05 PM
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Posted: May 21 2009, 07:17 PM
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Posted: May 25 2009, 03:49 PM
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