Funny One

[momofone]

FILLED FIREWOOD*/_
> > _/**
> > **'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
> > **
> > 'Yes. What can I do for you?'** **
> > **
> > 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
> > marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
> > them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'**
> > **
> > 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'**
> > **
> > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
> > search the shed where the firewood is kept.
> > Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
> > They just sneered at Virgil and decided to leave.
> >
> > Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
> > **
> > 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'** **
> > **
> > 'Yeah!'
> > **
> > 'Did they chop your firewood?' ** **
> >
> > *'Yep!'**
> >
> > **'Happy Birthday, buddy!'**
> >

[mommy~to~a~bunch]

LOL!!

[HuskerMom]

[Celestrina]

[Calimama]

That was funny.

[sparkys2boys]

[momofone]

Glad everybody enjoyed it.