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Henry IS IN TROUBLE, lol| loveydad |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 05:18 PM
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He came home today. And he went upstairs and he was up with his kids for a while. Then he spent a lot of time on the phone.
He comes into the freaking kitchen where I'm putting the pizza in the oven and says.... AS I AM LEANING over the hot OVEN DOOR, "Man pregnancy tests sure all expensive these days" I like BOUNCED up and banged my hand on the door and burnt it... I said "WAHT!?" And he's like "expensive" I was like "Why are you buying one?" he shrugged. "ARE YOU BUYING ONE!?" he ignores me. "HENRY WIELAND ARE YOU BUYING ONE!?" HE freaking RAN OUT OF THE ROOM. I chased him UP TO HIS APARTMENT, grabbed him by the arm and THREW him onto the bed and pinned him down (I didn't hurt him, we werestle all the darn time) and I was like "HENRY WHO DID YOU KNOCK UP!?" "get off me." "TELL ME!" "we're having another child. OKAY!?" long pause. "Oh you are so dead." "Wel not the reaction I wanted..." "WHAT DID YOU WANT HENRY!?" and I started screaming at him. Finally he starts cracking up. "vig I'm just freaking kidding!! MAN! you freak out! VIEGNS were popping out of your head!! WOO." I nearly killed him. Not a fun joke for me. |
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| texasp3 |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 05:27 PM
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You're right! It's not funny! *snort* It's not! *snicker* Not funny at all!!!
 -------------------- Marie, Mom to Gabriel (3.1.04) and Michael (6.14.89)
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| kit_kats_mom |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 05:40 PM
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 Cary the Lemur Group: Members Posts: 8,080 Member No.: 135 Joined: 15-April 03 |
thats wrong. I'd short sheet his bed for that! Or better yet, tell him that the new baby is actually triplets  -------------------- Cary
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| iluvmysweetiepies |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 05:41 PM
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 Filling the world with beautiful girls Group: Members Posts: 1,882 Member No.: 1,244 Joined: 16-January 05 |
 Wow! LOL sorry not funny at all. Is your hand okay? -------------------- ~*~Loving wife to Scott & mother of 5~*~ Ashlyn Grace-14 Ariana Faith-6 Sofia Marie- 4 Alexia Michelle & Brooklyn Elizabeth 1.26.05 Born at 34 weeks 5 months old 3 months adjusted age |
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| iluvmysweetiepies |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 05:41 PM
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Filling the world with beautiful girls Group: Members Posts: 1,882 Member No.: 1,244 Joined: 16-January 05 |
LOL That would be funny!!! -------------------- ~*~Loving wife to Scott & mother of 5~*~ Ashlyn Grace-14 Ariana Faith-6 Sofia Marie- 4 Alexia Michelle & Brooklyn Elizabeth 1.26.05 Born at 34 weeks 5 months old 3 months adjusted age |
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| Mommy2BAK |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 05:44 PM
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Oh I think I would have killed him!
 I can't belive he did that to you! -------------------- ~TAMARA~
Blessed mother to Blakely (7/12/04), Ayden (9/21/07), Addison and Avery (7/2/08) |
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| loveydad |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 05:48 PM
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I'm laughing. don't let him know.
That's a good idea about the triplets. He wants triplets though so that wouldn't work. Maybe it's time to play a rousing round of "I lost the baby" with him LOL I used to pretend to lose him all the time. HIs mom would come in: "where's the baby viggo" "i don't know. He was playing on the floor a minute ago" "Well help me find him." I'd go to several rooms. "Henry.......HEnny! oh don't be mad a daddy." she'd be totally FReAKED OUT and i'd go "oh, maybe he's in his crib." and he always was. This was beacause she made my life miserable. |
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| loveydad |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 05:50 PM
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Oh it's not too bad. it just kinda hurt for a minute lol. |
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| gr33n3y3z |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 06:02 PM
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 Doin Good :~ Group: Moderators Posts: 15,274 Member No.: 822 Joined: 13-October 04 |
Sorry Vig that is too funny
But maybe a taste of his own med. is a good idea lol -------------------- Wife to Ed (Redchief)
Mom to Rick,John,Erin and Kaitlin "Believe 100% in what you see believe 50% of what read and none of what you hear" |
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| Alice |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 06:33 PM
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I would kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Put peanut butter in his shoes. Ice in his pillowcase. Vaseline on his doorknobs. Cayene in his coffee.. you get the idea. This means war!!! -------------------- Alice
wife to Peter mom to Brian (6-18-98) Julia (2-17-00) Kira (2-04-03) |
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| loveydad |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 07:22 PM
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he'd be thrilled if I brought home triplets lol .
I think i''ll shut off power to his apartment. MUWAHAHAHA! |
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| A&A'smommy |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 07:27 PM
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OKAY that made me laugh out loud for real LOLOL Henry is crazy for messing with you like that LOL
lol let us know what you decide to do to him!!! --------------------    |
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| loveydad |
Posted: Mar 1 2005, 07:57 PM
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i'll let you know when i figure it out!
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| MomToMany |
Posted: Mar 2 2005, 04:47 AM
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Man, that was an awful joke! Sorry I laughed though. I hope you get him back GOOD. |
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| Kirstenmumof3 |
Posted: Mar 2 2005, 04:49 AM
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OMG That's too funny! --------------------  |
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| ediep |
Posted: Mar 2 2005, 04:50 AM
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oh boy! He sure got you!!!!! -------------------- ~*~*~*~Edie, Jason 9/23/02, and Emma 11/19/06~*~*~*~
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| loveydad |
Posted: Mar 2 2005, 07:31 PM
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I shut the power off to the apartment usptairs earlier. I can just flip it off at will. He came home and was not thrilled that he couldn't go upstairs and watch tv and I told him "well son we've got to pay for that new baby somehow."
He's currently not speaking to me. Although I did turn his power back on.  |
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| A&A'smommy |
Posted: Mar 2 2005, 08:04 PM
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Praying For Spencer Group: Moderators Posts: 29,769 Member No.: 243 Joined: 11-August 03 |
LOLOLOL thats funny!!
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| catou_98 |
Posted: Mar 3 2005, 02:03 AM
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OMG. sorry to laugh but it's just too funny, I spit my chololate milk out my nose for gods sake!  --------------------  |
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| Alice |
Posted: Mar 3 2005, 05:31 AM
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I like the way you think!!
 -------------------- Alice
wife to Peter mom to Brian (6-18-98) Julia (2-17-00) Kira (2-04-03) |
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| kimberley |
Posted: Mar 3 2005, 11:32 AM
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LOL! you guys are too funny!
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