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> Breastfeeding Mommies... this is funny:
MommyToAshley
Posted: Mar 5 2003, 06:03 PM
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borrowed...

A not necessarily well prepared student sat in his life science classroom,
staring at a question on the final exam paper.

The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head,
hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.

2. Never goes sour.

3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what
to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled
his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.


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Dee Dee , Mommy to:
Ashley Marie 9/05/02
Joshua Lee 2/03/00 (Our Angel in Heaven)


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Kaitlin'smom
Posted: Mar 25 2003, 08:25 AM
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thats good......................


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  Posted: Mar 31 2003, 02:07 PM
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thumb.gif that is too cute!

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