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DVFlyer	Posted: May 21 2009, 12:55 PM
Just a man Group: Members Posts: 2,733 Member No.: 1,368 Joined: 10-February 05	A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus' replied the bird. -------------------- Convincing the world that the only way to solve the ongoing issues while raising children is PERSISTENCE. You have to keep trying things and not give up........ they eventually go away on their own. ;-)

cameragirl21	Posted: May 21 2009, 01:01 PM
Treehugger and proud Group: Members Posts: 5,056 Member No.: 4,205 Joined: 20-July 06	Seriously.... -------------------- Another mother's breaking heart is taking over When the violence causes silence We must be mistaken.... --The Cranberries

my2monkeyboys	Posted: May 21 2009, 07:05 PM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 3,197 Member No.: 2,245 Joined: 21-July 05	That's great!! --------------------

A&A'smommy	Posted: May 21 2009, 07:17 PM
Praying For Spencer Group: Moderators Posts: 29,769 Member No.: 243 Joined: 11-August 03	I'm loving it!! --------------------

Celestrina	Posted: May 25 2009, 03:49 PM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 1,839 Member No.: 1,362 Joined: 9-February 05	--------------------

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