Worst pick-up line....

What is the worst pick-up line you have used or was used on you?

The worst one used on me....

"THEY SAY THE HUMAN BODY IS MADE OF OF MANY BONES..WOULD YOU LIKE ONE MORE???"

(Is that straight to the point or what!!)

Oh,and I told this one guy that he's being a pain in my ass...all he said was.."thats ok..we can always use more lubricant!!!"

They're quite funny! Someone once said to me "do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk past you again?!" I almost wet myself laughing! Another person threw some ice on the floor and said to me "well that's broken the ice . . . fancy a snog?" (What a charmer) And then another said (yes, ppl actually use these chessy lines) "If I said you had a beautiful body would you holdit against me?" i could go on forever, but I'll just tell you one more. A couple of months ago i was in a bar with my friend, while Jason was at home with Cassie. This guy was chatting to me in a bar and said "me and you would make beautiful babies, do you want to practice?" And I told him I had already made a beautiful baby with somoene else and that i would rather not, ta. He got really mad and started calling me a slut and telling everyone I had a baby and was OUT ON THE TOWN urgh I nearly sloshed a bucket of ice on him! xx

Hehehehe...its amazing the things guys come up with!!!

That guy was a jerk...shame,he was upset he wasnt gonna get lucky!! Good response!!

I can't remember the last time someone used a pick up line on me.... Anyway Joise that guy is a jerk and i had someone call me slut when I started showing (i was skinny with a tiny pooch until 7.5 months) it really pissed me off! He was just pissed of that you wouldn't sleep with him which does what, make you NOT a slut grr I hate guys like that!!

That's a song, btw! One of my favorites. DH always sings it to me.

DH's favorite pick up line to me is:

him: "Did it hurt?"

me: "Did what hurt?"

him: "When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?"

LOL, those are some funny, stupid ones!

This has got to be the worse pick line ever. We were having a girls not out and was three sheets to the wind, and dancing rather wilding to some Def Lepard 80's rock you , and this rather attractive college gentleman walked up to me and said, I quote, and u are going to die "you name must be coffee, b/c u grind so fine" I told him you know what, you were really hot until you opened your mouth to talk...

That should win the Lame award

Oh my what cheeseballs! GAG!!

This post has been edited by gr33n3y3z on Nov 2 2004, 02:39 PM