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> The Physical, only one ~slightly~ "bad" phrase
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Posted: Apr 13 2003, 09:39 AM
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Me too, Me too!!
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At 80 years old, George went for his annual physical.
All of his tests came back with normal results.

Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on, when I'm done (poof) the light goes off."

"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.

"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof) the light goes on in the
bathroom, and then when he is through (poof) the light goes off?"

Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"


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"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Gandhi
"Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years."
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Posted: Apr 15 2003, 05:32 PM
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