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supermom	Posted: Apr 14 2003, 04:37 AM
Me too, Me too!! Group: Members Posts: 2,795 Member No.: 26 Joined: 28-February 03	The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. So the pastor took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back, and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins... "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads... "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked." -------------------- Beverly, DH Eje, and mom to PJ, 20 Leah, 18 Sara, 16 Anders, 5 and Emily, almost 2 "A mother holds her children's hands for just a little while, but she holds their hearts forever." "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Gandhi "Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years."

MommyToAshley	Posted: Apr 15 2003, 05:24 PM
Happy Spring! Group: Administrators Posts: 27,473 Member No.: 2 Joined: 8-February 03	LOL -------------------- Dee Dee , Mommy to: Ashley Marie 9/05/02 Joshua Lee 2/03/00 (Our Angel in Heaven)

ashade75	Posted: Apr 15 2003, 05:28 PM
Silver Member Group: Members Posts: 707 Member No.: 6 Joined: 10-February 03	lol --------------------

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