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mckayleesmom	Posted: Feb 7 2008, 06:19 PM
The hair I wish I had...lol Group: Members Posts: 21,560 Member No.: 157 Joined: 4-May 03	The sharing of marriage... The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered (Continue below - This is great) "THE TEETH" :-) Just thought I would lighten the mood in here.... -------------------- Brianne Wife to Leithan and mommy to Mckaylee (4) and Russell (3) Click here to help us grown our village http://schwartzville.myminicity.com/

punkeemunkee'smom	Posted: Feb 7 2008, 07:47 PM
It is a wonderful life! Group: Moderators Posts: 6,582 Member No.: 2,162 Joined: 7-July 05	That was cute! -------------------- "Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of life. The Administrators and Moderators of the Parenting Club take trolls and violators of the Terms of Service Agreement seriously. Please report any suspicions or offensive posts to the Moderators by using the "report" button in the upper right corner of the offending post.

jacobsmama	Posted: Feb 7 2008, 07:58 PM
KRISTI :) Group: Members Posts: 3,337 Member No.: 2,060 Joined: 21-June 05	I needed that today! thanks LOL -------------------- Mother to Jacob & Conner. Wife to Loren

MoonMama	Posted: Feb 7 2008, 10:33 PM
Platinum Member Group: Members Posts: 6,537 Member No.: 4,927 Joined: 27-August 06

Calimama	Posted: Feb 8 2008, 12:51 AM
Ruby Member Group: Members Posts: 12,615 Member No.: 5,538 Joined: 17-October 06	I love that!

mommy~to~a~bunch	Posted: Feb 8 2008, 04:39 AM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 1,282 Member No.: 17,840 Joined: 21-November 07	Oh my LOL!! -------------------- ~~Mollie~~ Mom to Logan, Quentin, Ethan, Hannah, Kayla, & Abigail!

lisar	Posted: Feb 8 2008, 05:48 AM
Yes it is I.... Group: Members Posts: 11,727 Member No.: 1,760 Joined: 20-April 05

sparkys2boys	Posted: Feb 8 2008, 05:54 AM
Sleep, is over-rated!!! Group: Members Posts: 5,875 Member No.: 6,128 Joined: 1-November 06	TFS!! --------------------

DillsMommy	Posted: Feb 8 2008, 05:57 AM
Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 1,994 Member No.: 4,279 Joined: 28-July 06	Hehe.. --------------------

Kaitlin'smom	Posted: Feb 8 2008, 06:38 AM
Graceland Group: Moderators Posts: 23,956 Member No.: 32 Joined: 5-March 03	thats good -------------------- Di ~ mommy to Kaitlin wife to David

A&A'smommy	Posted: Feb 8 2008, 08:12 AM
Praying For Spencer Group: Moderators Posts: 29,769 Member No.: 243 Joined: 11-August 03	--------------------

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