Petpeeves..

of our SO/HUBBY/WIFE?

ok here is some things that make me think why am i with this guy...LOL.. its all in good fun!

1... When marcus eats chips, or bread or pizza he makes this awful chewing sound. Its like his lips are smacking together really loudly! I do everything in my power to not back hand him upside the head.. see all in good fun though!

2... SNORES!!! OMG guys i have spent alot of time kicking him, yelling at him and even plugging his nose at night to make him stop. It comes to where its 3am and im still awake because of teh buzzsaw beside me so i crash on teh couch!

3... Sleeps in... ok i know it sounds horrible because jenna is not his BUT we will eb up late because he kept me awake doing ( clearing throat) and jenna wakes up at 730am and im up with her while lazy butt sleeps in till 1100am. I even get her to non chalantly make her way up the stairs and have her yell down to me and he doesnt budge. It usually doesnt bother me but if he is the one that kept us awake then yes it irks me. And he will sit here and say.. its 11pm hun im goign to bed because WE have to get up with jenna when she gets up early.. WE...LOLOLOL thats funny!

4... we have had fights before and he will push and push and push. like after jennas surgery i was dealing with everything .. waking up every hour soothing jenna back to sleep, helping her calm down from the cramping, giving her meds every few hours, running up and down the stairs, etc etc etc and i snapped at marcus bigtime. he said shelly we need to talk this out i kept telling him to please i am really stressed and mad and i just need a cooling off please leave me and when im cooled off we can talk this out. and he said no we need to talk now. and then he will sit there and say cmon shelly cmon shelly over and over again liek a 2 year old. GRRR. he does everytime.

BUt guys I love him just trying to get over the quirks he has..LOLOLOLOLOL

This post has been edited by JennasMommy on Sep 10 2007, 12:43 PM

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Eats like a horse - like he has never seen food before - especially junk food
SNORES so bad...........worse than anything
messy - very very

I need to add he is also a bit tight with his money!

This post has been edited by moped on Sep 10 2007, 01:08 PM

The snoring will be forever unless he gets the surgery bc Ed snores also and it doesnt get better lol

When I get the what for when I have been bad he has this little laugh that just ticks me off to no end and I give him the look and I keep my mouth shut bc I will say something that I dont not mean.

Wakes up in the middle of the night 2 to 3 times but he stays on the edge of the bed and rocks in his sleep bc he fell asleep sitting up

oh yeah he does that too. he will be sitting watching me clean up Jenna and his mess and then when im almost dione he says.. oh shelly i could of helped... GRRRR

im sorry but thats funny!

Oh goodness ...

SNORES!!!

Has to have a list for EVERYTHING, he is so list oriented I think he would be like a lost puppy if I threw them all away.

PACK RAT!!! Just like his mom!

umm ... gets really hot when he sleeps ... like sweaty hot ... its sick!

Lars get's super hot too.
he snores
he somtimes takes on too much
he is super orginized
he is a morning person lol!
that's pretty much is it. he does alot so i really can't complain.

The way he eats is probably the one that sticks out most for me. He eats the European way with fork in left hand and knife in right. Knife always in hand while you eat. Fine, buuuutttttt...instead of cutting his food with the knife like one should, or using it to just slightly push the food on the fork, he shovels the food on the fork in this huge pile. His one bite can be five bites for the normal person. Like Jen said, he looks like he has never seen food before. Sometimes he doesn't even cut his steak. Just forks it and bites down. So gross.

1.He grabs my butt EVERYWHERE and makes it obvious... at the store fine.. but at church? Not so fine.

2.When he knows I'm upset he teases me, I'm sitting there frustrated and grumpy and he's making kissy noises or baby voices. I'm not amused.

3. Whenever we're shopping if we're in a 100 ft radius of Best Buy he HAS to go.. doesn't matter if we were just there yesterday.

4. He's wayyy too overprotective, he feels like he has to take care of me which then leads to bossing me.

5. The man can take 2 second throw on a crumpled shirt and pants and looks better than me and then sits there while I do my makeup and hair, etc. I know he's human so there has to be SOMETHING he doesn't look good in. Ugh.

Dh bounces his leg. All the time. It drives me crazy. why the heck can't he sit still?

My DH does this too. We get those Best Buy reward coupons in the mail and he HAS to go, even if we're broke, he finds something to buy. And like he does at Home Depot, he spends hours in there looking at the same thing...or every aisle.

OH My Marcus does this too. he is constantly fidgeting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed is doing that right NOW!!!!

Ed is doing that right NOW!!!!

AUGH! tell him to sit still! my DH does it in the car and gets the whole thing shaking from side to side.

His way or the highway.

I hate the way I can clean house all day and then he can come home and say what did you do all day?

He keeps the house so cold!

Me too!

And I hate the affectionate butt smack. If it's supposed to be affectionate, why does he do it so hard?

Takes FOREVER to get ready. I mean he is a guy, come on, how long can it possibly take?

Asks me to feed in the morning, leaves for the day, then calls to tell me there is no feed

Ed is doing that right NOW!!!!

AUGH! tell him to sit still! my DH does it in the car and gets the whole thing shaking from side to side.

She tells me to sit still all the time. I am a chronic leg-bouncer. I'll have to work on that and my "little naughty Lisa laugh." She's right. I do this, but until now I didn't realize how much it galled her.

Now, on her side, the only thing that really bothers me about Lisa is that she MUST be the driver no matter where she sits in the vehicle. In other words she has multi-positional road rage. She will cuss out another driver whether she's behind the wheel or not.

I'm guilty of that. I'm backseat/passenger seat driver. Drives DH nuts.

I'm guilty of that. I'm backseat/passenger seat driver. Drives DH nuts.

yes that is me I drove him nuts for 18 hours going to Fl

Snoring OMG my dh snores so bad.
And when the toilet paper roll is empty CHANGE IT
And could he please hit the dirty clothes basket. Just once.
Oh and he takes his socks off everynight in the living room and leaves them there.

1) Oh yeah - that is a big one for me

2) and same as lisar - EVERYDAY sometimes twice a day - takes off his socks and leaves them on the floor

3) I will get up to start cleaning up dishes after dinner and he will sit there and shove his dish over to me across the counter - like I am the maid - GET UP and HELP pick up....

4) Can walk by a clothes basket full of clean clothes or something on the stairs to go up or down and leave it there - sometimes he will even move it out of his way to get where he is going without taking it to where it needs to be and FINALLY

5) Has no idea where anything in our house goes even though it has all been there for over two years now....seriously most things aren't moved.................

OH THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy hollers where's my socks. Umm in the same D sock drawer they have been in for the last 10 years?? Cause I picked them up from the floor!

I hate that he thinks b/c he is home I have to be with him. Like if I am on the computer he wants me in the living roon watching TV with him. But if he is on the computer it's fine.

I hate the way he says.. Well I worked all day. So big deal baby..you worked all day. How many days have I worked? I guess I do nothing. A big fat fairy comes and does everything around here except wipe your butt.

No guys I am not bitter today!

Oh man these are funny....Do we all have the same DH?

Here's a few more:

When giving the kids medicine or cooking something like rice, my DH always asks "so how much do I give him?" or "how much water do I put in?".....JUST READ THE BOX!!!

He always saves jam jars assuming I will use them someday! We have a million empty jars in the cupboard and I DON'T EVER USE THEM!! He says they are great for storing nails and screws, but I look outside on his workbench and his nails and screws are NOT in the jars!

DH plays hockey, comes in the door by the laundry room, throws his jersey and pants and one pair of socks in the wash and washes HIS clothes. Great, but it would be so much nicer if he could go upstairs and empty the laundry basket and do a FULL load for all of us. What a waste of water!

And yes, my DH never knows where anything is. "Where are my sunglasses honey?".....Well where did you leave them?