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mckayleesmom |
Posted: Oct 20 2008, 11:55 AM
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The hair I wish I had...lol Group: Members Posts: 21,560 Member No.: 157 Joined: 4-May 03 |
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
Handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and Have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just About everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I Would find offensive'. 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to Be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'' Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party.' Happy Halloween!! -------------------- Brianne
Wife to Leithan and mommy to Mckaylee (4) and Russell (3) Click here to help us grown our village http://schwartzville.myminicity.com/ |
Kaitlin'smom |
Posted: Oct 20 2008, 12:22 PM
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Graceland Group: Moderators Posts: 23,956 Member No.: 32 Joined: 5-March 03 |
thanks for the laugh -------------------- Di ~ mommy to Kaitlin wife to David
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Celestrina |
Posted: Oct 22 2008, 07:15 AM
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Gold Member Group: Members Posts: 1,839 Member No.: 1,362 Joined: 9-February 05 |
That literally made me laugh out loud (which is hard to do)!
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lisar |
Posted: Oct 22 2008, 07:36 AM
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Yes it is I.... Group: Members Posts: 11,727 Member No.: 1,760 Joined: 20-April 05 |
thats to funny |
Richie |
Posted: Oct 23 2008, 09:22 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 5 Member No.: 21,956 Joined: 23-October 08 |
Ha ha Ha Ha thats a nice one!
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MommyToAshley |
Posted: Oct 24 2008, 05:32 AM
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Happy Spring! Group: Administrators Posts: 27,473 Member No.: 2 Joined: 8-February 03 |
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PrairieMom |
Posted: Oct 29 2008, 05:49 AM
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Ruby Member Group: Members Posts: 12,652 Member No.: 2,561 Joined: 24-September 05 |
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